Nightwish-The Wishmaster the misheared Lyrics

OMG this is FUNNY PPL lol

The Original Lyrics
Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
“I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi”
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!…

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
“Meet me at the Inn of Last Home”
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!…

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming…

Master!…

How Far

Apocalyptica feat Marta – How Far

My life is a circle

No beginning and no end

It’s always repeating

A trail I deffend

A misunderstanding

That can’t be erased like a file

I’ve got all I wanted

But still I’m not satisfied

How far will I go to and search my respect and my pride

How long will I lie to myself about the privilege of my life

That turns around

‘Till I Die

And take the dark

With me

Why am I sad when I have more that I ever had?

My life is too stable

I get no air

My jail is my skin

I’m false like a fable

That is being praised

For it’s sinn

Once I am trying to follow the light then

The bitch grips my feet

Pulls me down, underneath

How far will I go to and search my respect and my pride

How long will I lie to myself about the privilege of my life

That turns around

‘Till I Die

And take the dark

With me

The only one – Evanescence

The Only One – Evanescence
When they all come crashing down, midflight,
You know you’re not the only one.
When they’re so alone they find a back door out of life.
You know you’re not the only one.

We’re all grieving,Lost and bleeding.

All our lives,
We’ve been waiting
For someone to call our leader.
All your lies,
I’m not believing.
Heaven shine a light down on me.

So afraid to open your eyes, hypnotized.
You know you’re not the only one
Never understood this life.
And you’re right, I don’t deserve
But you know I’m not the only one.

We’re all grieving,
Lost and bleeding.

All our lives,
We’ve been waiting
For someone to call our leader.
All your lies,
I’m not believing.
Heaven shine a light down on me.

Don’t look down,
Don’t look into the eyes of the world beneath you.
Don’t look down, you’ll fall down,
You’ll become their sacrifice.

Right or wrong.
Can’t hold onto the fear that I’m lost without you.
If I can’t feel, I’m not mine,
I’m not real.

All our lives,
We’ve been waiting
For someone to call our leader.
All your lies,
I’m not believing,
Heaven shine a light down on me.